Why Worry?

Worrying is something that I try very hard to avoid. Like the little freckled face red head dude who say's "Why Worry?" - Alfred something - I find myself asking the same - only I keep coming up with answers.
Like.... I worry

• about a President who is going to drive our country into a situation where we are controlled by Communism. Come on... borrowing a TRILLION dollars from CHINA??? WHAT are you thinking? Get a loan from someone and think they have no power over you...think again!
• about Peanut Butter. I LOVE peanut butter. But now I'm scared that if I eat peanut butter I'll have raging diarrhea brought on that couple Sam and Ella.
• about never becoming a stand-up comic. My jokes are too dumb - I mean WHO makes fun of Salmonella??
• about global warming. I'm sure that's why it hasn't been above freezing in WEEKs at my house. I read on the internet that he created that Al Gore's carbon footprint can be seen from space!

But what's the point of worrying? Nothing comes from worrying except insomnia. And ulcers.

That's enough of that.


******QUEST UPDATE******

54.1 lbs (if you don't understand you obviously need to read prior posts!)

Later dudes!